What are you?

I AM WALRA

What do you do?

I WRITE FICTION

Why am I here?

TO READ MY FICTION

But what kind of fiction is this?

SHORT STORIES AND LONG FORM SERIALIZED PROJECTS

Where can i find this fiction?

ON MY BLOG UNDER CONVENIENTLY PLACED LINKS IN THE HOMEPAGE

When can I expect updates?

VERY INFREQUENTLY AS I AM STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL AND WRITE LONG CHAPTERS

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THANK YOU

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